Russ' Retort

Russ here!

I saw Music went all perfect pants on us so I have a few things to say.

First, she isn't all that perfect. You see last night she took Mom's knitting and unwound a ball of yarn in the living room. When Mom saw it she said, "Which one of you naughty Corgis did this?" Now I didn't say anything, but I know it was Music because Shaker and I were in the bathroom shredding a bathmat.

Oops, guess Mom will know who did that now but I don't care because Shaker and I are puppies and we never claimed to be perfect.

And while I am tattling, it's Shaker who moves the plates in the dishwasher when Mom turns her back.

Russ out!