Is it possible for Ms. Ella to have a herding instinct already? We already know that my boys can't be in the same room with me while I am mopping, but I thought "oh she's so little she'll leave the mop alone." Right? WRONG!
I sprayed down a section of the floor and here's how the dialogue went.
Me: Where's the spray bottle? Then I see the little squirt walking away with the bottle of Bona.
Me: Ella drop it. No response so I proceed to open her little 10 week old jaw and retrieve my floor cleaner. Then I return to mop.
Ella: Bark Bark Bark (I can only assume it was "give me back my toy right now")
Me: Ella shhhhhh. Then I start to mop.
Ella: Bark Bark Bark tug pull. (Again only an assumption but I think "Oh this is way better than the squirt bottle")
Me: Ella that will do.
Ella: Bark Bark Tug Pull and add a shake.
Me: This will not do you are going in a crate.
Ella: from the crate: Bark Bark Bark Bark (Given her tone I can only assume that she said "I was ugly and my mother dressed me funny!")
Oh my ears are still ringing.
1 comment:
ROFL! And I thought the boys were bad? At least with Moosie, he just plants his big butt right in the way and you mop over and around him.
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