Things I Don't Get

Russ here.

Here's my top 10 list of things I don't get.

10. I don't get why Mom won't let me chew the rocking chair

9. I don't get why I can't stand in the dishwasher

8. I don't get why I can't have hot dogs when ever I want

7. I don't get why I have to be in my crate when Sara roams free

6. I don't get why Mom loves that stupid Spot Bot

5. I don't get cats

4. I don't get why I can't swim in the creek

3. I don't get closed bathroom doors

2. I don't get why Mom doesn't like the smell of dead rotting fish (Yummy!)

and my number one...

1. I don't get why Uncle Rus won't wear bell bottoms