Russ here.
Here's my top 10 list of things I don't get.
10. I don't get why Mom won't let me chew the rocking chair
9. I don't get why I can't stand in the dishwasher
8. I don't get why I can't have hot dogs when ever I want
7. I don't get why I have to be in my crate when Sara roams free
6. I don't get why Mom loves that stupid Spot Bot
5. I don't get cats
4. I don't get why I can't swim in the creek
3. I don't get closed bathroom doors
2. I don't get why Mom doesn't like the smell of dead rotting fish (Yummy!)
and my number one...
1. I don't get why Uncle Rus won't wear bell bottoms
2 comments:
Hey pal...let's see how much you like wearing stupid things when Christmas rolls around and your mom wants to dress you in reindeer antlers, red nose, and a santa suit. THEN we'll talk... ;o)
Russ here. Antlers, red noses and santa suits--oh my! Would my Mom really do such an awful thing! She did make me wear a Christmas collar that turned my fur pink--how embarrassing. Russ
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